Old Crazy Joe

It’s an “Old Town Road” Parody

Yeah, I’m gonna sit right down to watch Crazy Joe
I’m gonna watch ’til I can’t no more
I’m gonna sit right down to watch Crazy Joe
I’m gonna watch ’til I can’t no more (CD Quality, CD Quality)

I got the queefsquad in the chat
Curran already smashed
Video’s gone all black
Cuz Joe’s cam is pointed back
He’s an old fellar, ha
Thinks we’re in our cellar
Livin with mom and daddy
That’s how we get our dollar, no.

And you’re a fuckin onion
Can’t nobody tell Joe nothin’
Cuz you’re a fuckin onion
Can’t nobody tell Joe nothin’
Cuz everyone’s an onion

Sound quality’s all shit
He don’t know how to fix
Says he’s a professional
But he don’t know shit.
Plays shitty ass tunes
Calls a chick a baboon
Thinks he’s Howard Stern
And really hate’s those coons

And you’re a fuckin onion
Can’t nobody tell Joe nothin’
Cuz you’re a fuckin onion
Can’t nobody tell Joe nothin’
Cuz everyone’s an onion

Yeah, I’m gonna sit right down to watch Crazy Joe
I’m gonna watch ’til I can’t no more
I’m gonna sit right down to watch Crazy Joe
I’m gonna watch ’til I can’t no more
I got the

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VooDooStevie

VooDooStevie

Host. Father. Madman with a follically-challenged head and a microphone? Be that as it may. He wrote all this stuff. May or may not have been in a sleep deprived haze. You decide!

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